How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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