New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Tornado booty call.. dedication
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
These tits shall not be calmed
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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