dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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