You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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