he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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