no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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