doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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