If i come over, it means nothing
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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