My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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