Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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