The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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