I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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