I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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