I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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