I just pynch a tree in the face
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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