i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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