Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Girls should come with a carfax report
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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