This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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