i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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