How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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