i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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