used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
now i know why i became what i already was.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
