Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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