I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you win again, gameday.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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