so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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