This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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