Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just forgot I was standing up.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Will exercising make me less horny?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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