Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
