Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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