So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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