doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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