do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
