i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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