i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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