R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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