And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I need moral support for this bender
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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