margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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