The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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