so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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