either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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