Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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