Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
