Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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