Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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