I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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