i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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