After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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