It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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