I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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