I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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