Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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