It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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