It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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