Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just pee around me
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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